We know what the “crouching shopper” was doing. He was looking up women’s skirts as they come down the escalator. Seen in a billion times. NO one ever stops these creeps, everyone just rolls their eyes or nudges their friend — “another sukebe” — whilst the frustrated women stand more conservatively, hands in front. And the crouchers get a quick jolly and a shopping break, spending their one weekend out with the wife who’s just popping in and out of stores with more and more useless cripe for the home he’d rather not come back to.